Points: Amounts of sand.


Round 1: Pomed, Poming, Will Pome.
Write a haiku where the first line about the past, second line about the present, third line about the future.


Round 2: The Future is F’d, U’d, T’d…
Write an acrostic using F-U-T-U-R-E for your beginning letters. Bonus points if lines also end with F-U-T-U-R-E.


Round 3: Pome to Plan and Plan to Pome.
Write a five line pome that is about your five-year plan. Gift two fellow pomists with one word each, which must be used in their pomes.


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